*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
(via pelandusca)
yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
(via potterjaydirectioner)
i got home at like 3am last night and i was semi wary of being mugged like walking from the train station home but not really because i live in a korean/chinese/white neighborhood
my real fear kicked in when i saw a cat walking across the street and then i just froze and i decided to walk in the street instead of the sidewalk so it wouldn’t cross the street and come to my side of the street omfg it was terrifying
AND THEN EVEN WORSE was omfg there was a raccoon like a legit raccoon staring at me and it was in between me and the walkway to my door so i had to cross the street and i walked an extra 5 blocks to make a circle and come back to my house and the raccoon wasn’t gone but it was like in the next house so i was like slowly walking home and jesus fuck it was insane ok
animals walking around in the streets at night are prob the real reason why im not out a lot at night
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
(via potterjaydirectioner)
(via ainvayi)
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers, via 7phmilkhotel)
